im wearing a romper and white eyeliner and im so powerful happy weed
MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT
I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS
I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?
i hate jokes
There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped
four twenty? that’s the sex number!
i’m gonna fuck it
DO NOT!!! FUCK!!!!!! THE SEX NUMBER!!!!!!
I accidentally called a laundry basket a “sheet box.”
I truly appreciate how cute your head is.
Bunny falls asleep
bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you
Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)
The sky was electric.