found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
If humans aren’t supposed to smoke weed, then why does nature provide us with perfect, renewable, free, healthy blunt wraps in the form of freshly discarded snake skins?
Dollar Dollar William, Y’all
thats a bag of chocolate milk
trying to convince myself this bag of chocolate wasn’t relevant and scrolled past it, only to think about it down the dash… what if I didn’t reblog this bag of chocolate milk and lost it forever, only to think about it at the most inopportune times and have no re-reference to re-experience the wonder, that is, bag of chocolate milk.
im going to buy a poster of this
anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
*looking at my own selfies* Love this concept….
me: damn dude check out this blog
friend: that’s your own dude
me: yeah i know, sick right?
if im ever a contestant on jeopardy i will answer every question with “what is my ex-wife?”. chances are i wont get the answer right more than once or twice but the audience will get to enjoy a chuckle each time :)
MGMT - Electric Feel (Sped Up 10%)
hands up in the air mothafukas
that´s the way I like it baby - I don´t want that cops live forever
Did the cop trying to help him hit him with his baton to try to put the fire out?
I think the reflexive instinct of a cop seeing a person in distress on the ground is start hitting them with their baton.
Thats probably it.