verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

heckacute:

If humans aren’t supposed to smoke weed, then why does nature provide us with perfect, renewable, free, healthy blunt wraps in the form of freshly discarded snake skins? 

ronpalsy2:

Dollar Dollar William, Y’all

contemplate-perspective:


shawnbradford:

thats a bag of chocolate milk

trying to convince myself this bag of chocolate wasn’t relevant and scrolled past it, only to think about it down the dash… what if I didn’t reblog this bag of chocolate milk and lost it forever, only to think about it at the most inopportune times and have no re-reference to re-experience the wonder, that is, bag of chocolate milk.

contemplate-perspective:

shawnbradford:

thats a bag of chocolate milk

trying to convince myself this bag of chocolate wasn’t relevant and scrolled past it, only to think about it down the dash… what if I didn’t reblog this bag of chocolate milk and lost it forever, only to think about it at the most inopportune times and have no re-reference to re-experience the wonder, that is, bag of chocolate milk.

trout2:

im going to buy a poster of this

trout2:

im going to buy a poster of this

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

image

this is not what i want to be remembered for

baptistes:

*looking at my own selfies* Love this concept….

vapor-man:

me: damn dude check out this blog

friend: that’s your own dude

me: yeah i know, sick right?

jobhaver:

if im ever a contestant on jeopardy i will answer every question with “what is my ex-wife?”. chances are i wont get the answer right more than once or twice but the audience will get to enjoy a chuckle each time :)

person: so where did you learn html?
me: not.... neopets...
MGMT - Electric Feel (sped up 10%)
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realterrorist:

MGMT - Electric Feel (Sped Up 10%)

hands up in the air mothafukas

student-for-an-anarchist-society:

goatwishes:

student-for-an-anarchist-society:

ready-to-fight:

that´s the way I like it baby - I don´t want that cops live forever

Did the cop trying to help him hit him with his baton to try to put the fire out?

I think the reflexive instinct of a cop seeing a person in distress on the ground is start hitting them with their baton.

Thats probably it.

student-for-an-anarchist-society:

goatwishes:

student-for-an-anarchist-society:

ready-to-fight:

that´s the way I like it baby - I don´t want that cops live forever

Did the cop trying to help him hit him with his baton to try to put the fire out?

I think the reflexive instinct of a cop seeing a person in distress on the ground is start hitting them with their baton.

Thats probably it.

thank you ;v; 🌿
Anonymous

aww for what little buddy?